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Can’t afford the Ultimate Healthy Living Bundle? I’ve got you covered. GIVEAWAY! 5 Winners!

*THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW OVER*

WOOHOO

Just think, after this week all this talk about the Ultimate Healthy Living Bundle will go away (for some of you, you’re all, “Thank goodness!”).

But for others, it is a gift to be able to get so many wonderful eBooks for WAY cheaper then if you were to buy them all, or even a quarter of them. Especially if you’re trying to get your health on! I mean this thing is jammed packed with incredible information on how to live a healthier lifestyle, everything from stress to sugar to whole foods to juicing to skin care to caring for your babes; this bundle has got it! The thing is, sometimes spending even $30 is too much. I so get that, I’ve been there. So how about a giveaway?

Today you can enter to win the whole shebang – the complete 86 eBook bundle, plus bonusesand mentoring conference (worth $1,034)!  Even happier news? I’m going to pick 5 winners.

FIVE WINNERS!

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If you buy the bundle and you win, I’ll refund you! How’s that for a sweet deal?! And yes, if you’ve already purchased the bundle and you win, I’ll refund you. Happy day. 🙂 Oh, and one more thing, when you purchase the bundle through me, you get my eBook library  (including my newest eBook, More Than Candy: A 25-Day Christmas Countdown that Counts) for FREE! WOOT!

To get my eBooks, email me at sarahmaewrites (at) gmail.com with the receipt showing you got the bundle through me and I’ll send them to you!

How to Enter

All you have to do is fill out the form below! Email readers, if you’d like to enter, click HERE. The giveaway ends Thursday at 9pm EST. Good “luck!”
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Love, Sarah Mae 

P.S. Don’t forget to enter the Juicer giveaway and the Willow Tree Nativity Giveaway!

If you purchase the bundle through any of these links, I will get a portion of the sale, so thank you!

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  • Jamie

    I’d love to win this!!!

  • http://thequeenmommy.com/ Debbie Taylor

    This is so awesome, Sarah Mae! Just ordered mine cuz I can’t wait. lol.

  • Cheryl Verver

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Juno.
    Juno who?
    Juno that I’m out here, right?

  • KWoodsMK

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    Iva
    Iva who?
    Iva sore hand from knocking!

  • Tamara

    How did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side:)

  • http://www.tjsmhanesfamily.blogspot.com Stephanie Hanes

    This is my favorite knock-knock joke told by a friend’s five year old brother when we were in high school.

    “Knock knock!”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Apple”
    “Apple Who?”
    “Apple PIE!”
    (followed by five year old giggles and confused looks from my friend and I until we just decided to join in on the laughter, because laughter is always good for the soul. 🙂

  • http://thequeenmommy.com/ Debbie Taylor

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Interrupting Cow.
    Interrupti
    MOOOOOOOOOO!

    • Mona

      LOL! That was going to be my joke!

      • http://thequeenmommy.com/ Debbie Taylor

        Great minds think alike!!!

    • RJ

      That was mine too!

  • Ashley Martin

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    To.

    To who?

    To whom.

  • Steph

    My funniest knock-knock joke was my son earlier today. Knock Knock. Who’s there? It’s me, silly 🙂

  • Emily

    so, am I supposed to leave a knock knock joke? 🙂 Hey, I ordered the bundle, woo-boo!!

    • Emily

      I meant woo-Hoo, not boo….. woo-boo!

  • Sarah Hawbaker

    I definitely could use some health in my life.

  • Nina Rowan

    I only know one – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not banana

  • Laura G

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana.
    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana.
    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana.
    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange…as in orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
    (My and my brother and sister’s favorite as kids. We drove our mom a little crazy with it.)

  • Rebecca Jacobson

    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here!

  • Momma Hunt

    I don’t get the knock knock jokes, but I do love me some health books!

  • http://joy-fullmom.blogspot.ca/ Andrea Mitchell

    Haha – I was just swapping knock knock jokes with a four year old today!

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    Cows don’t say who, they say MOO!

    Said four year old giggled like crazy. Works like a charm every. single. time.

  • Jennifer Neilson

    This would be fun to win! I just signed up for a half marathon in February and started my running regime yesterday. As well as started juicing! I am hoping the juicing and running will help me lose weight and get fit!! This would be a great encouragement!!

  • Leslie S

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say bananas?
    *so this is lame, and I probably butchered it, but it’s all I’ve got 🙂

  • april r.

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oink oink.
    Oink oink who?
    Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

  • Cindy Collins

    Im ordering mine too!!! Awesome!

  • April Dangerfield

    I can’t believe this, but I can’t think of a single knock knock joke! I haven’t heard one in years and years…

  • Clara Jean

    This would be great to win. I’m honestly coming up empty on the knock knock jokes though… Does that disqualify me?

  • Crissy @LiveLoveDew

    Wow, I’ve heard so many corny knock knock jokes lately because my daughter brought a kids joke book home from the library! 🙂 But my all time favorite is:

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There

    Banana

    Banana Who?

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There

    Banana

    Banana Who?

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There

    Banana

    Banana Who?

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There

    Orange

    Orange Who?

    Orange ya glad I didn’t say Banana?

  • http://helengullett.com/ Helen Gullett

    I am so sorry I don’t know any knock knock joke… I am not originally from states. Those jokes here are funny though 🙂

  • Joy C.

    Such a funny comment prompt – I love it! =)
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Amish.
    Amish who?
    You’re a shoe?!? I didn’t know that…

  • Lisa White

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Isabelle
    Isabelle who?
    Isabelle broken? I had to knock!

  • Renata

    Oh I’m hopeless at jokes. OK this is an old one, but always funny (ish)
    “Knock knock”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Boo”
    “Boo Who”
    “Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!”
    🙂

  • Charis Card

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Rida.
    Rida who?
    Rida lot of books!

    I totally googled that! Thanks for the great giveaway!

  • Jillian Sims

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    lettuce
    lettuce who
    lettuce in!!!

  • http://inkstainedwriter.com/ Cricket Webber

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

  • Erin @ My Mommy World

    My 7 year old told me this recently:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Kitty
    Kitty who?
    Open the door right meow!!

  • SweetsLady

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Says!
    Says who?
    Says me, that’s who?

  • Melissa

    I would really like this set 🙂

  • Judy M

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • Cindy Freeman

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Canoe.

    Canoe who?

    Canoe help me with my homework?

  • NeKisha Rowe

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s THERE?
    Banana
    Banana WHO?!
    Knock Knock
    WHO’S THERE!?!
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 😉

  • Muriel

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

  • http://www.girlstogrow.com/ Tracey Brewer

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo hoo
    You don’t have to cry about it!

  • Megan

    knock knock, who’s there? boo! boo who? There’s no need to cry!

  • VeronicaS

    Knock, Knock,
    Who’s there?
    Juneau.
    Juneau who?
    Juneau the capital of Alaska?

  • Cendrine

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    I have no idea

  • Brandae

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ima
    Ima who?
    I’m a gonna get you! (Chase them for a tickle or a kiss)

  • Erin Kessler

    Knock knock…
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    I love you!!!

    My mom always said that one to me!

  • Jody64

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Arthur!
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more knock knock jokes you know? 😀

  • Ruth

    This would be awesome! I lost my job last week and can’t by anything that isn’t completely “necessary.”

  • Stephanie kandray

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Time change.
    (Wahhhhh!)

  • Rachel

    This is my kids’ favorite knock-knock joke. (In order to “get” the joke, you should know we live in China.)

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Ping
    Ping Who
    That’s my neighbor

  • Carri

    I can’t think of any knock knock jokes, maybe it’s too early.

  • melissa l. j.

    This is an awesome giveaway! Thank you for the opportunity. =)

  • Jenn Y.

    My boys love the Banana and Orange Knock Knock Joke….and what makes it funnier is they can never remember how it goes. So you never know what you are going to hear! 🙂
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Banana
    Banana Who? (then repeat above 3 more times)
    Then last one…
    Who’s there
    Orange
    Orange who
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!

  • Stephanie Nemo

    Well I’ve been trying to teach my son the Knock, knock, who’s there, bannana…bannana…orange and then orange you glad I”m not banana. 🙂

  • rebecca

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Ach!
    Ach who?
    Bless you!

  • Lacey H.

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?!
    Norma Lee!
    Norma Lee who?
    Norma Lee this is where I would deliver the punchline…

    Wah Wah 😉

  • Myah

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Hoo?
    Don’t cry about it, I’m just trying to win a giveaway!!

    • http://covingtonchronicle.blogspot.com/ L Hart

      haha. nice! 🙂

  • Tiffani Anderson

    I’ve been trying to teach my three year old knock knock jokes. She doesn’t quite get it yet.
    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    It’s me, Phoebe. Open the door Mommy.

  • Elle

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there? (Silence) I thought you were going to do a knock knock joke?
    Well, that is how the chicken crossed the road!
    One of my littles trying to learn joke telling.

  • Melissa

    Great deal, thanks!

  • Kate

    Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry.

  • tofnc

    This is my favorite from my 6 children ages 31-8 that I have heard for years and I am sure I will hear it again with the grandchildren 😉
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!

    And we laugh together 🙂

  • Kimberly Scales

    Knock Knock. Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Banana head!
    [insert hysterical laughter and clapping by three little boys.]
    *As told by my three year old. This is, by far, my favorite! 😉

  • CW

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

    Thanks for doing this giveaway! I’m excited about a chance to win.

  • Christie

    Well, it’s not a knock knock joke but it’s my favorite one that my kids tell: Have you heard the joke about the jumprope? No. That’s because I skipped it! 🙂

  • Abby

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Olive
    Olive who
    Olive you!

  • Duise

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Boo
    BOowho?

  • Betsy

    Are you going to remember me in 15 seconds?
    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    It’s me.
    Me who?
    You couldn’t even remember me after 5 seconds!

  • Melissa

    Not a knock-knock joke, but my favorite joke.
    Where did Noah store the bees?
    In the ark hive! 🙂

  • Amanda

    Knock Know!
    Who’s there?
    Impatient Cow.
    Impatie…..
    Moo!

  • Alisa

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry its only me!

  • http://covingtonchronicle.blogspot.com/ L Hart

    Knock knock…
    Who’s there…
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying? Are you ok?

  • Ashley

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Cows say
    Cows say who
    Nu-uh, cows say Moo!

  • Beth G

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub! I’m dwoooowning!!!

  • Sara

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s There?

    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    Exactly!

  • Michelle

    Knock, knock.
    Whose there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying?

  • Sandy Sturdevant Zuckero

    Knock, knock, who’s there?
    Me
    Me, who?
    Me-who, me-who, me-who!

    (Like the minions imitating sirens)

  • Michelle

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas!

  • Kari Truax

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Why are you crying???

    my sons tell this one all the time and just giggle giggle giggle…

  • Stephanie

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say apple?

  • Donna C

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who
    Its just me, don’t cry!

  • Sue

    this would be so helpful for our daughters too:)

  • Cecilia

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Disguise.
    Disguise who?
    Disguise da limit.

  • Jennifer Moeller

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  • Jenny

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    You don’t have to cry about it!

  • Jennifer

    Here’s two that I made up for my girls when they were little:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Abby
    Abby who?
    Abby birthday to you, abby birthday to you (continue singing birthday song)

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?

    Emily
    Emily who?
    Emi little teapot, short and stout (keep singing)

    So fun when they’re little and the silliest things crack them up, no matter how many times you say it. Now they’re teen and pre-teen and are perfecting their eye roll LOL!

  • Jennifer Moeller

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?
    Don’t cry! It’s only a joke!

    hehe

  • Minette

    wow…what a great giveaway!

    Knock Knock

    Who’s There

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Hatch.
    Hatch who?
    Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.

  • Cher

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Woo
    Woo Who?

    Yep, Sarah Mae is giving away FIVE Ultimate Healthy Living Bundles! Woo hoo!

  • EL Thiele

    Yay! Thank you for offering this!

  • Katherine

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Gramma!

    That’s the best one, according to my two year old, the day after Gramma visited. I don’t think he gets knock knock jokes, but it sure is cute!

  • Kimora Hart

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Queen.
    Queen who?
    Queen my dishes please!

  • Margaret

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Owen
    Owen who
    O an 8 Buccaneers.
    (Football humor from my son)

  • Becky B

    Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Megan, Elise, and chicken.

    Megan, Elise, and chicken who?

    He’s Megan, Elise, and chicken it twice, he’s going to find out who’s naughty or nice.

  • Erin

    I live with a 2 year old & a 4 year old so this is currently the best knock knock joke in my house…

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Daddy (or whoever, just fill in a name)
    Daddy Who?
    Daddy You (followed by lots of hysterical small-child laughter)
    🙂

  • sandra Anker

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry. It’s just a knock knock joke!
    Dot know if thatch the best, but it’s the one most frequently heard around our house! 😉

  • mackenziefoust

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

  • Dawn

    Boo. Boo Who…

  • Karen

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oink Oink.
    Oink Oink Who?
    Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl.
    🙂

  • Erika

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Frank!
    Frank who?
    Frank you for the giveaway!

  • Amy

    Just saw this one on the list:
    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Cows say
    Cows say who
    Nu-uh, cows say Moo!
    FUNNY! Perfect to tell to my little ones.

  • Bridget Burritt

    Knock Knock Whose there? Orange? Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

  • Shannon

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

  • Becky Norton

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Owl
    Owl Who?
    That’s right, owls say who!

  • Elisha

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

  • Tamicah

    Knock knock
    who’s there?
    Uncle
    Uncle Who? (repeat)

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Aunt
    Aunt Who?
    Aunt you glad I didn’t say Uncle again?

  • Leah Tuten Rollins

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.

    (Hysterical laughter)
    Joke created by my two-year-old daughter. 🙂
    Thanks for the giveaway!

  • angiekerr

    Woukd love to win this!!

  • Leah

    Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who?
    Yahoo! I am happy to see you too!

  • Erickson & Co

    Best knock knock joke…

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Boo! Aren’t ya glad I scared you?

    My little brother used to tell that one to me all the time when he was little. He thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever heard! Today is his 23rd birthday!

  • Abbie

    Inspired by my little one: “knock knock!” pause. Laugh hysterically. Works every time!

  • Tara S.

    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.

  • simpicity

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Spell.
    Spell who?
    OK, W_H_O.

  • Marty Larson

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    The Doctor.
    Doctor Who?

  • Lori

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    Why are you crying?

  • Ruthanne

    Would love to win just something one day!

  • Joy Daugherty

    olive – o live you

  • Lemon Lane Organics

    This is an awesome giveaway! All my favorite bloggers have been talking about this bundle, and it sounds great!

  • Ruthanne

    (as told by my daughter late at night…) Knock, knock … (no answer) Knock, knock (louder) … still no answer because it is supposed to be bed time. Knock, knock (louder..), okay, Who’s there? No one, Mommy, hahahaha (we are all laughing now) Good night! Nice way to end the day…

  • Tamara Howard

    This would be amazing to have!
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 🙂

  • Ann

    Would be very thankful if I won!

  • erin adams

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

  • Vicki

    My sons very favorite:

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo Hoo?
    Don’t cry baby!

  • Jolene

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s there?

    • Jolene

      Sorry didn’t finish. TOTAL mind blank! Must be a crazy day if I can’t even think of a knock knock joke.

  • Georgia

    entering to win, that would be awesome! 🙂

    • Georgia

      oh I see, you have to click on the thing to see the instructions about the knock knock joke… this is the only one i remember: Knock Knock!
      Who’s there?
      Boo!
      Boo who?
      Don’t cry!

  • Kristen

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  • Amy

    I love following your blog! And winning this bundle would be awesome!

  • kim t.

    the only knock knock joke I know has been said…so here’s my favorite corny joke….
    why did the wise men smell like smoke?
    because they came from afar.

  • Melissa

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Don’t cry it’s only a joke.

  • Jessica

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Armageddon

    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon out of here

  • Brandi

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub; it’s overflowing!

  • Jolene

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say knock knock?

  • thefiveharts5

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Britney Spears
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oops, I did it again….

  • http://www.smallchangesbigpicture.wodpress.com/ Cori D. :)

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana, who?
    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana, who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange, who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

  • Amy Rohrer

    Ha! Oh, yeah right. I think the only one I know is the “orange” one but my daughter comes up with lots that don’t make a lick of sense!

  • Shelly Roy

    LOVE this chance to win all this helathy living stuff! Thanks SarahMae!

  • Jen

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me with my homework?
    Yep, got that from my 9th grader. Love that kid!

  • http://www.CleverColleen.com/ Clever Colleen

    Sure! You say “I got a great knock knock joke! You start….”
    Then you just respond with ‘who’s there?’ and the person is like “What?!?” It is hysterical!

  • Rachel

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Oink Oink.
    Oink Oink who?
    Make up your mind. are you a pig or an owl!?!

  • Martha

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    I am mommy!!!
    🙂

  • Gina

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen anybody want to let me in?

    Thanks for the giveaway!

  • Tracey M.

    I tell bad knock knock jokes so this one applies.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

    I would absolutely LOVE to win this bundle! My doctor recently told me that I need to start focusing on my health and weight issue. These resources would provide me with a great starting point. Thank you for the chance to win!

  • Jenn Walden

    By my two year old-
    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    I love you. 🙂

  • cnuland

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

  • katharine

    oh thanks —

    knock, knock
    who’s there
    boo
    boo who?
    don’t cry it’s only a joke

  • Jennifer O

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Doctor
    Doctor Who
    Exactly
    (you must be a Doctor Who fan to like this one)

  • Michelle F.

    My kids love Knock Knock jokes! this one is fun …
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Interrupting Cow.
    Interru
    MOOOO!

  • Hannah

    Thanks for doing the giveaway! This would be awesome to win!

  • Annmarie AndBill Rozelle

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little Old Lady
    LIttle Old Lady who?
    Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Beth F

    This would be an amazing giveaway to win! Thank you for the opportunity to enjoy this bundle for those of us who can’t afford even the $30 right now. Blessing!

  • Jen Mc

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    me
    me who
    me loves you

    (from my kids!)

  • Glennda

    I’d love to win this!

  • Monica

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad this isn’t my day job?

  • Amy Boone

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!

  • Lori Childs

    Your generosity is an inspiration, sooooo here are two jokes 🙂

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!

    Have a wonderful day and enjoy all you winners!!!

  • Jenny Jackson Smith

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Isabelle.
    Isabelle who?
    Isabelle working, or shall I keep knocking?

  • Gigi

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moo!

  • Thrifty Frugal Mom

    Was going to give the same one that Debbie just did…about the interrupting cow. 🙂

  • MamaOmuss

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

  • Meghan F

    I don’t know any knock knock jokes (besides the banana/orange one, and I’ll spare you) but I like the Doctor Who one below 😉

    And I’d love to win! Thanks for hosting this!

  • Joyce Yonts

    everyone one else said all the knock knock jokes I know, so here is a different one.
    what did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
    “close the door, cant you seem I’m dressing?” hee hee

  • Stephanie B.

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Cock-a-doodle…
    Cock-a-doodle who?
    I didn’t know you were a rooster!

    Compliments of my 7yr old! 😉

  • Ellen

    What a great ebook bundle!

  • http://joyceandnorm.wordpress.com/ Joyce (and Norm)

    An original from my 6yo daughter when she was 3:
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ba ba ding ding.
    Ba ba ding ding, who?
    A sheep with a bell.

    One for Christmas:
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Noel.
    Noel, who?
    No elbows on the table.

  • Christa Gregg

    Knock, Knock.
    Whose there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you with all my heart!

    My five year old has started to say this when one of us leaves the house. #meltsmyheart

  • http://twainbecomingone.blogspot.com/ Maurie Roselaine

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Doris
    Doris who?
    Doris locked; that’s why I’m knocking!

  • Melissa Trotter

    knock knock.
    who’s there?
    spell.
    spell who?
    w-h-o

  • M Sutherland

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moo!

  • TruthMom

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Aww, don’t cry

  • 1_Heather_2

    My best knock knock joke:
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana 🙂 🙂 🙂

  • jeanine

    my very favorite is the interrupting cow one but someone already used that!!

  • Bethany Hollander

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Boo
    Boo who
    Don’t cry it’s only a joke

  • Jennifer

    What a great give-away. Now if only I could win a few hours to actually read all this great information. 🙂 Maybe once my three 2 and 3 year olds get older. 🙂

  • Laura

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Queen
    Queen who?
    Queen my dishes please.
    (Thanks AT&T… 🙂

  • Lindsey Brackett

    Yay for this! I’d love to win and then share some of that love with my readers 😉 are your ears burning? I’m going to talk about meeting you (and the 40 days challenge) at MOPS on Friday!

  • Suzanne

    knock knock
    who’s there
    Noah
    Noah who?
    Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?

  • Charise McNutt

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad to see me?

  • kimberly

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you gonna open the door for me?

  • Lisa A

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Do you hear an owl?
    🙂

  • momofsbandeg

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Door is locked, that is why I’m knocking.

  • Emily Krape

    thanks for having a giveaway for the bundle! If I don’t win it, I hope the winner is just as excited as I am with just the possibility! 🙂

  • Stephanie Kay

    Can’t think of a knock-knock joke at the moment but this is one of our family favorites..
    Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left?
    Repeat.
    Pete and Repeat were in a boat…

  • sheila

    knock knock
    who’s there
    harry
    harry who
    harry up! its cold out here!

  • Molly

    After reading through these knock knock jokes, I gotta say there is absolutely nothing else I can add to this discussion. lol! These are awful and hilarious at the same time!

  • Nisa

    i have no clue. sorry but my jokes are so lame!

  • Julianne

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you.

  • Kim O.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Hope.
    Hope who. ?
    Hope I win!

  • http://www.MomKaboodle.com Stephanie (MomKaboodle)

    My all-time fave is the interrupting cow one, but I already see it in the list. 😉
    Here’s one my 4yo told me the other day:
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana!
    Banana who?
    Banana you glad I didn’t say orange?
    (this was followed by an explanation of the “Orange” concept…..) 🙂

  • Lisa Kent

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d drop by. 🙂

  • Rachél Strauss

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Sam and Janet.
    Sam and Janet Who?
    Sam and Janet evening you will see your true love….

    Compliments of my 10 year old after many many many years (9years + some months) of trying to explain the concept of knock knock jokes and suffering through groaners so absolutely horrible that you couldn’t help but laugh!

  • Leslie Clark

    All my knock knocks were already used, here’s another corny joke though: Two peanuts were walking down the street…one was asalted!!!

  • Megan

    Thanks for doing the giveaway! This would be awesome to win!

  • Renee Henson

    knock knock…Thanks for the giveaway!

  • Sarah Wood Isley

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Nana.

    Nana who?

    Nana your business.

  • Laila

    All of these are awesome, not sure if this one has been posted yet, but

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

  • Carrie

    I guess I don’t know many knock knock jokes! The only one that came to mind was the “orange you glad I didn’t say banana” one, and I saw it’s already been posted. 🙂 But thanks for the chance to win a bundle!

  • Amy Lucas

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

  • Rachel

    knock knock
    who’s there
    Roach
    Roach who?
    Roach you a letter, did you get it?

  • Crystal Blomgren

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Who?
    Who Who?
    Is there an echo?

  • Brittany Walker

    Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Queen. Queen Who? Queen your room right now!

  • Becki

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    BANJOU!!!!

    (our daughter told this joke all the time, don’t know what it meant, but we thought it was the funniest thing ever 🙂

  • Jodi

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Cargo.
    Cargo, who?
    Cargo Beep, Beep!

    Thanks for the opportunity to enter to win the Ultimate bundle.

  • Laurie

    Oh, my goodness, I don’t know any! How sad is that?

  • Bonnie

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Banana
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

  • Kathy

    I think most of the knock knock jokes that I know are listed below. I was going to use Knock Knock, Who’s There, Boo, Boo Who?, I didn’t mean to make you cry. My husband is a big fan of Chuck Norris jokes so those are the jokes that I hear most around my house.

  • Chrissy

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Cowsgo.
    Cowsgo who?
    No they don’t, cowsgo moo.

  • Jessica

    “Knock, knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Ach.”
    “Ach, who?”
    “Bless you!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/cari.mancari.shepard Cari Shepard

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Banana
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Banana
    Banana Who?
    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?

  • Shelly

    I am drawing a complete blank on a knock knock joke. But I am enjoying the ones already posted!

  • Tammie Phillips

    I think all the knock knock jokes ever known are now on this blog post! LOL!

  • ashleywebber

    Love you Sarah Mae!!!!!!!

  • ashleywebber

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    Car go beep beep.

  • Southern Lady RTR

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    My foot.
    My foot who?
    My stinky feet mommy!!
    **This knock knock joke brought to you by my son**

    I would love love love this bundle! It’s all I’ve been hearing about since yesterday on all my fave blog sites. =)

  • Rachel

    I’m coming up blank. I have a bad taste for knock knock jokes after hearing my kiddos make up thousands of their own that don’t make any sense, lol!

  • TruthMatters

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Aw, Olive you, too!

  • http://candelierious.blogspot.com Lis

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there.
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Aw, don’t cry, it’s just me!

    Lame, lol. Only one I got.

  • Jessica Voges Thomas

    Thanks or doing this giveaway!!

  • Amy Joel

    I don’t know if this is good, but it’s my 2 year old son’s favorite 😉
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Belt
    Belt who?
    Belt says da-da-dun!

  • Cassie Byrd

    Great comments!

  • mamakayb

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Doctor
    Doctor Who?
    LOL

  • Christy S

    Knock knock?
    Whose there?
    Orange?
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?

  • Ally Ascosi

    I don’t know many, but I guess I better get on that since i have a 4 year old…
    Knock, knock?
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo Who?
    Well you don’t have to cry about it.

  • Carol White

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you going to pick me to be the winner?

    Would love the bundle! Thanks for the chance at winning. Carol

  • tracy

    Knock, Knock,
    Who’s There?
    Boo
    Boo Who.
    You Don’t have to cry about it.

  • JenA

    Who knew there were that many knock knock jokes!

  • Paula

    Ya’ll are hilarious! Pick me, Earnest T! :o)

  • Mona

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Yo-da-lay-he
    Yo-da-lay-he who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel.

    My kids love this joke!

  • Meggin

    Knock,knock,
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!

  • Julie W

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who.
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!

  • http://mary-anderingcreatively.blogspot.com/ Mary Hill

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Luke!
    Luke who?
    Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

  • Cassie

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    (Repeat, repeat)
    Orange you glad I didn’t say orange again?

  • Susan Baebler Kelly

    This is a great bundle!

  • http://www.logan.cc/blog Amie

    My daughter is nicknamed Emma Boo Bear. We call her Boo for short. When she was two, I tried to teacher her “Boo” “Boo who” “Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.” But this is how it went instead:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    You’re right!

    Best joke ever.

  • ANH

    All the ones I know have been done already!

  • Wanda Galloway

    Aww man! Awesome giveaway. I was just coveting these suckers earlier tonight.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Stop that.
    Stop that who?
    Stop that lollygaggin’ and order this bundle y’all!

  • Amanda L

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Cows go
    Cows go who?
    No, cows go moo!

  • judi

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    orange.
    orange who?
    orange you going to invite me in?

  • Jenn Eisenzimmer

    Hmm…not sure If I know any! My little boy has just started getting “jokes” and it is SO cute…especially when he doesn’t remember it all. The other day I heard, “Knock, Knock! Who there?! Orange! Hehehe” 🙂

  • carole

    KK
    WT?
    YA!
    Ya-who??
    Sorry, I use google 😉

    thanks for the giveaway!

  • mamabethy

    Knock knock
    whose there?
    Orange
    Orange who
    Orange you gonna give me the bundle!!!

  • Lora

    KK
    WT
    Brittany Spears
    Brittany Spears who
    KK
    WT
    Oops, I did it again!
    Thanks for the contest

  • Deanna Michaels

    My daughter’s favorite (2 1/2 in August)
    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Pastor.
    Pastor Who?
    Pastor bedtime.

  • Kellie

    KK
    WT?
    Doris
    Doris who?
    Door’s locked that’s why I knocked 😉

  • http://www.castorscreations.com/ Barbie

    My kids and I like Shel Silverstein’s poem “The Meehoo with an Exactlywatt”. It’s basically a knock knock version of “Who’s on First”.

  • Mary Beth

    I just want to win.

  • Leah

    I was really hoping someone would do a giveaway – I’ve been hearing about this deal everywhere and really wanting to buy it but even at the amazing price I just can’t justify it…thank you so much for the opportunity to win! 🙂

    I’m pretty sure every knock knock joke I know has already been posted (I know very few that are actually even semi-funny), but here’s a favorite at our house:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!

  • Kristy

    Its an oldie, but the one I hear all the time.
    Knock Knock
    Who is there?
    Banana!
    Banana Who?
    REPEAT last 2 lines x 100
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

  • April Allgood Kelly

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Hutch
    Hutch who?
    God Bless you.

  • Sheila Sepulveda

    Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over? 😉

  • Sheila

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!

  • Funkymunkees

    Wow!

  • N

    Would love to win~how excited I am!~

  • Vicky Blackwell

    I would love to win this bundle!
    Thanks.

  • Joy C.

    I don’t know any knock, knock jokes!

  • Samantha

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Merry!
    Merry who?
    Merry Christmas!

    Hope I win! Unfortunately, can’t afford the bundle at the moment. 🙂

  • Sarah C

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    Cantaloupe
    Cantaloupe who?
    Can’t elope tonight, someone stole the ladder!

  • Sonja Z

    Knock Knock, who’s there,
    Amos
    Amos Who
    A mosquito bit me.
    Knock Knock, who’s there
    Andy
    Andy who
    And he bit me again.

  • Karen Gouvin

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Banana
    (repeat until you can stand no longer) then answer
    Orange
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana.
    (I see that’s a big favorite in this thread. Thanks for the smile.)

  • Andrea Hammond

    I wish I knew some knock-knock jokes! Thanks for offering this bundle,

  • jennifer

    Sadly, this it the one I always remember. knock knock. who’s there? boo. boo who? you don’t have to cry about it, it’s only a joke.

  • RJ

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s There?
    Interrupting Siren
    Interrupting Si –

    WoooooWooooWooo!

    (and yes, thanks to my hubby who taught my little one that at the dinner table!)

  • Kimberly

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Who!
    Who who?
    Hey, is there an owl in here?!

  • Joy

    Yay! I would love to win this. I just can’t bring myself to spend the $30 with our tight budget right now. God Bless!

  • Joy

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange ya glad I stopped by to say hi?

  • Jaimie Bowman

    I would love to win!

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Oink oink.
    Oink oink who?
    Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

  • Amy

    this is sweet. I have been seeing all the emails about it. but right now it’s now an options for me. My husband won’t be getting a raise this year. almost got laid off, maybe still to come and we have limited funds due to an overdraft fee (ugg) so happy pickings. I would love too win.

  • Rhoda

    My kiddos would make up their own–something like this:
    Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    I don’t know.
    I don’t know who…
    Well, you tell me cause I don’t know!

    Many of the ones already posted are great. Thanks for sharing a good chuckle today.

  • Rachel

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    I.
    I who?
    I’d love to win this giveaway! 🙂
    (I didn’t read every last comment so hope nobody else made this one up too – if so, hey, great minds think alike!) haha
    Thanks for offering this!

  • MomsBandB

    Me: oh, I have a great knock knock joke for you. Ok. You start.
    You: ok, knock knock.
    Me: who’s there?
    You: [uncertain pause]
    LOL

  • Rachel D.

    How I would LOVE to win this bundle!! Just can’t “justify” it this close to Christmas… ( we are cutting back, but still…. ;o) Thank you for the chance to win! Love all you do! :o)

  • KennyandKindra Houston

    As always, thankful for your generosity and love for others!

  • Darcey Zahaykevich

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there
    Banana
    Banana who
    Knock knock
    who’s there
    banana
    banana who
    knock knock
    who’s there
    banana
    banana WHO!
    knock knock
    Who’s there
    Orange
    Orange who
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
    The only one I have remembered from my childhood. An oldy but a goodie.

    • Brande

      That was going to be my joke too–it was the only one that would come to mind.

  • KennyandKindra Houston

    oops supposed to do a knock knock joke….

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    Sensuous
    Sensuous who?
    Sense you was up, why don’t you get me a drink

  • katrina

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Ivan
    Ivan who
    Ivan working on the railroad, all the live long day

  • jbryant6

    I purchased it!

  • Leigh

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, it’s cold out here!

  • carrie

    Knock knock who’s there? chicken. chicken who? chicken nugget!!!! this one compliments of my 4 year old!!!!! he thinks it is sooo funny 🙂

  • carrie

    Thanks for the giveaway chance!!!!

  • Brittany

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Juno
    Juno who?
    Juno I am out here right?

  • Mary Jo Murch

    I don’t think I know any knock-knock jokes. Can I still enter? 🙂

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