That Time I Spray Tanned and Looked Like an Oompa Loompa

So.

I did this to myself today…

oompa

Yes dear readers, THAT is a spray tan gone bad.

Very, very bad.

I asked for level 1, as in, the lightest possible spray tan. Not only did it go Puerto Rican on me, but it decided to put most of the spray on my face!

And here’s the kicker…

I’m going the Mom’s Night Out movie premier in L.A. on Tuesday. THIS TUESDAY.

(Can’t see the trailer for Moms Night Out, click HERE)

Are you laughing yet? Every time my husband sees me he starts cracking up. My daughter said to me, “Well mom, you don’t have to worry about us calling you gray hair anymore, we’ll just call you orange face.”

Awesome.

Now for the good news: I washed my face and it seemed to take off most of the orange. I think it’s going to be alright…I think.

If you want to see how it turns out, follow me on Instagram or Facebook because I’ll be posting pics of the red carpet premier, and I’d love for you to follow along. :)

I’m really done posting now. No more for a good long while. K? K.

Alrighty friends, catch ya later!

Love,

Oompa Loompa, Sarah Mae

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  • TraciMLittle

    oh man! :-)

  • Paula

    LOL! I love your daughter’s comment! Glad most of it came off. Enjoy the premier! I love this movie!!!

  • Missie Bourgeois

    I so needed this laugh today! Thank you. My mom and I did this years ago since we were heading on vacation together and we looked RIDICULOUS! I have never, ever scrubbed so hard with every known concoction trying to lessen the “orange”. We still laugh. Thank you for tickling that memory. I hope you have a wonderful time and that you are a little “de-oompa loompafied” by tomorrow!

  • http://mewiththethree.com/ meg pitts

    Totally reminded me of the Friends episode where Ross got the same spray tan. Except worse! I’ve heard lemon juice helps if you scrub it on yourself?

  • Tracy Fisher

    Hi Sarah, I just purchased the Ultimate Bundle and would really like a copy of your Mama Tips, but I didn’t see a link for your e-mail address anywhere. Can you let me know where to find it? Thanks so much! I’m excited about the e-course you offer as well!

    • http://www.likeawarmcupofcoffee.com Sarah Mae

      sarahmaewrites (at) gmail.com :)

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